the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down
my friend was a vegetarian for 13 years and she just started eating meat and i asked her what its like and she said “what even are chicken nuggets and why do i want them all the time” ………. i think she speaks for us all
HTML actually stands for
The fuck does this work
Supernatural has more seasons than Sherlock has episodes
just let that sink in
Doctor Who has had more actors playing the lead character than Sherlock has episodes
Why are you doing this to us?
that sentence had more words than Sherlock has episodes.
omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles
remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”
We still do, peasant
I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.